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Frink: ...and these (handing books to Homer) should give you the grounding you'll need in thermodynamics, hypermathematics and of course microcalifragalistics.

Homer: Er, look, I just want to know how to invent things.

Frink: All you have to do is think of things which people need but which don't exist yet.

Homer: You mean like an electric blanket-mobile?

Frink: Www oh well, possibly. Or you could take something that already exists and find a new use for it, like...

Homer: Hamburger earmuffs.

Frink: Mmm well, I suppose that would qualify.

Homer: Thanks sucker. (Homer throws the books and runs off)

Frink: Weh, uh, alright just stay calm Frinky. These babies will be in the stores while he's still grappling with the pickle matrix bhay-gn-flay-vn.

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