Homer Simpson Quotes #109

Marge: What on earth possessed you to get an earring?

Bart: Milhouse has one.

Marge: If Milhouse jumped off a cliff...

Bart: Milhouse jumped off a cliff? I'm there.

Homer: Get back here, boy. You're a disgrace to this family and its proud naval tradition.

Bart: Well, I'm keeping this earring and you can't stop me.

Homer: Oh ... I always thought Lisa would be the one to get her ears pierced.

Lisa: Can I?

Homer: No.